THAT WAS A GOOD JOKE!
STAPLED TO THE CHICKEN. I’LL HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT ONE. HA HA HA!
I MEAN HO HO HO.
WHATEVER, MAN. I’M LACTOSE INTOLERANT. YOU’RE SIPPING EGGNOG WHILE I’VE JUST BEEN POUNDING THE BOURBON. NEXT TO THE SUGAR COOKIES THERE SHOULD BE A PLATE OF CRICKETS. HOOK ME UP. SANTA’S DRUNK AND HUNGRY AS HELL.
SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Celebrities Are Great People
** WATCH THIS VIDEO! WATCH THIS VIDEO! WATCH THIS VIDEO! **
This video made the rounds on the internet last Friday… but I’ve been battling a horrific flu and did not have the strength to Douche it up. So the above video shows one of America’s greatest treasures, Keanu Reeves, giving up his seat to a little lady on the subway. Was he obligated to because he’s a man and she’s a woman and somehow deserves that seat more than him? Absolutely not. If anyone deserves a seat on that subway, it’s the guy that KILLED IT in one of the greatest movies ever, Speed.
There have always been quite a few critics that basically say Mr. Reeves is a bad actor. I’ve never agreed with these people. Many of Reeves films are woven into the fiber of American pop culture. The Lake House, Johnny Mnemonic, and Constantine, just to name a select few, are films that we will never forget. And nor should we! He’s proven himself as an entertainment powerhouse, and now thanks to YouTube, he’s proven himself NOT ONLY AS A GENTLEMAN CELEBRITY, but as a perfect human being. I love you, Keanu! Catch a tube for all of us!
*** Today’s video was brought to the Douchery attention by my #1 guy, PETER! Thanks, bro! Hope none of you have the flu & Keep on Douchin’ ***
So this is one of the most beautiful fan trailers for Doctor Who I’ve ever seen. Whether you’re a long-time Whovian or someone who doesn’t understand why their dash is flooded with Doctor Who things every Saturday, watch this. It’s worth it.
(Source: feministkoala)
